[Unfortunately for both of them, this is the week where she's most inclined to be honest with her partner. There's a laundry list of things she's done that make her inclined to think it's her fault.

While she's been keeping the details of this mostly to herself, the pain of having her heartbroken again means it's all rushing out of her.]

The guy I was gonna marry? That's Josh. I broke him up with his girlfriend. I moved across the country to be with him and then I learned he had a girlfriend. I didn't even learn it from him! I learned it from his childhood friend! Because I went on a date with his friend and made out with him because I thought Josh was going to be there!

I was so desperate to spend time with him that I clogged my garbage disposal. I lied to my boss about my ovaries exploding because I didn't want to come in.

I heard Josh have sex with another woman and now? Now I associate toilets with heartbreak. I ran over a cat because I had to know if her owner was dealing drugs! I made out with my boss while I was engaged to Josh! I paid ten thousand dollars to take another woman's wedding slot!

I'm not a good person, Cardia!

The problem is me!