It's boy troubles, and it's stupid considering we're in a murder castle! But- every guy I like ends up liking somebody else! Is there something wrong with me?

The first guy decided he wanted to be a priest in the end. The second one decided he wanted to fly thousands of miles away from me. One of them promised to marry me and instead just left! [So all of that sounds like stuff that happened at home.] And then- [She's so frustrated! She shoves her face back into the pillow and she mumbles something that sounds like a very muffled "Sanji!"]