Are you kidding? Of course nobody else has ever done that. Mom always wanted me to be better, Audra didn't even like me, and dad- he walked out on my birthday party after having a huge fight with mom in front of my three friends.

[... Oh man, other people aren't like her. Other people actually have people who like them for them? That's a wild and alien concept to her. They don't have to lie to make people like them.

Fuck.]

... My mom was right, I am crazy,